Happy birthday, Amy!
Tom Haverford, M.D.
What does it matter? Nothing matters anymore.
Alright, since our show starts tonight, this is our last ditch effort to get good dating advice. GO!
"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms." - Dwight Schrute
*angry staring at Dwight*
Relationships are like SCUBA diving. If you come up too fast you get the bends. And the reasons why I know this is because I was dating a guy once and we were SCUBA diving and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and got the bends.
Maybe Leslie can get one particular photo on her wall of inspirational women signed.
What if this guy got you pregnant? #KnopedUp