I would wish you good luck, but I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
- Ben: We need to talk.
- Ron: That has never been true.
Haven’t you ever heard of the song Meat is Murder?
It’s the greatest song about industrialized beef consumption ever written.
Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way to gain points. Am I proud of it? Yes. Because Eagleton sucks.
At the risk of bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me… Smiling and taking partial credit.
Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It’s art. Anything is anything.
My marbles are full of mouth today.
- Jerry: Can we at least have corn on the cob?
- Ron: No.
I’m not crying, okay? I’m allergic to jerks!