Whatever happened to “Hey, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?” “Yes, thank you!” That’s as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
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This case just remained interesting.
Burt Macklin, Parks and Recreation
I’m gonna go buy sweatpants and a Nicholas Sparks novel… might as well lean into it.
Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
I went back to season one of Fringe to check for plot holes, as suspected… It’s airtight.
Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation
I think you have several options. They are all terrible, but you have them.
Chris Traeger, Parks and Recreation
I will be your Pocahontas. Climb into my papoose.
Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Capitalism is the only way, Leslie. It’s what makes America great. And England okay and France terrible.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
Oh, I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired. Also, I can’t sleep, I’m overeating and none of my old hobbies interest me.
Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
If it doesn’t have meat, it’s a snack.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
